I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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