The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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