I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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