Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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