I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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