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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.

Andy Rooney

Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEY

Drop Oneself Worth
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEY

Learning Love Show Yourself
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work

I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.

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