Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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