Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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