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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself

Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!

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