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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!

Andy Rooney

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious

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