Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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