I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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