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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.

Andy Rooney

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
ANDY ROONEY

Age Fresh Myself Wait
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
ANDY ROONEY

Luck Old Purpose Yourself
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
ANDY ROONEY

Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.

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