Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
ANDY ROONEYThe great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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