No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
ANDY ROONEYThe great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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