I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
ANDY ROONEYThe great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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