Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
ANDY ROONEYThe great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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