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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

Andy Rooney

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

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