I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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