Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
ANDY ROONEYEveryone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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