I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEYEveryone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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