I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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