People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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