I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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