Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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