The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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