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Being kind is more important than being right.

Andy Rooney

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small

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