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Being kind is more important than being right.

Andy Rooney

A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
ANDY ROONEY

Learning Life Myself Tough
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEY

Myself Opinion People

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