I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
ANDY ROONEYBeing kind is more important than being right.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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