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Being kind is more important than being right.

Andy Rooney

Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound

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