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Being kind is more important than being right.

Andy Rooney

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself

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