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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love

I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

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