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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious

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