One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
ANDY ROONEYThe biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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