Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
ANDY ROONEYThe biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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