If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
ANDY ROONEYThe biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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