The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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