Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
ANDY ROONEYIt isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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