I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
ANDY ROONEYIt isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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