Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYIt isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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