One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
ANDY ROONEYA cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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