Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEYOnce you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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