Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
ANDY ROONEYIf, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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