Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
ANDY ROONEYIf, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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