I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
ANDY ROONEYIf, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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