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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

Andy Rooney

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEY

Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEY

Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
ANDY ROONEY

Finish Myself Problem Remember
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEY

Healing Love Myself Time Wound
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
ANDY ROONEY

Calm Comfortable Peace
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness People Time

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