The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
ANDY ROONEYI dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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