The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYHalf the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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