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Ambrose Bierce Quote - An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Business Cheating Complete Steal Success
Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Adventure Knowledge Old Sun Wisdom
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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