Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
AMBROSE BIERCEBore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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