Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
AMBROSE BIERCEBore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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