Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
AMBROSE BIERCEPolitics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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