Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
AMBROSE BIERCEPolitics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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