Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
AMBROSE BIERCERATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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