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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Delusion Experience Observation Reflection Save
The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Book Distance
IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Fact Imagination Lying Poet
There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Instrument Worst
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Children Cold Compassionate Feeling Love Mom
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Disappointment Perspective Time
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Country Fools Freedom Instrument Power
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Degree Independence Intellectual
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Myself Reputation Thinking
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Final Funny Rich
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Appearance Art Color Fools White
REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Art Charm Measurement Nature Worm
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Convincing Doubt Enemy Man Person
$Ambrose Bierce Quote - Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.$

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Bad Mathematics People
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Drive Slave Substitute
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Leadership Philosophy Road

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