Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
AMBROSE BIERCEMoney. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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