Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
AMBROSE BIERCEMIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
-
-
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
The covers of this book are too far apart.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
AMBROSE BIERCE -
Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
AMBROSE BIERCE