Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
AMBROSE BIERCEIn our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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