Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
AMBROSE BIERCEIn our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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