All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
AMBROSE BIERCEIn our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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