To the eye of failure success is an accident.
AMBROSE BIERCETo the eye of failure success is an accident.
AMBROSE BIERCEMarriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
AMBROSE BIERCEQuotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
AMBROSE BIERCEPolitics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
AMBROSE BIERCEMYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
AMBROSE BIERCELAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
AMBROSE BIERCEBelladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
AMBROSE BIERCEApril fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
AMBROSE BIERCEPITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
AMBROSE BIERCECoward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
AMBROSE BIERCEThey say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
AMBROSE BIERCEOpposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
AMBROSE BIERCEThe hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
AMBROSE BIERCEAbsurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
AMBROSE BIERCELottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
AMBROSE BIERCEFidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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