Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
AMBROSE BIERCEIn our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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