There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
AMBROSE BIERCELove: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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