To the eye of failure success is an accident.
AMBROSE BIERCEDon’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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