Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
AMBROSE BIERCEThey say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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