I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
AMBROSE BIERCEA wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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