REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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