Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
AMBROSE BIERCEQuotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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