PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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