Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
AMBROSE BIERCEPatience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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