Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
AMBROSE BIERCEPatience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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