Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
AMBROSE BIERCEREFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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