PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
AMBROSE BIERCEREFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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