Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
AMBROSE BIERCEREFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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