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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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