Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
AL YANKOVICIt’s hard to force creativity and humor.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
AL YANKOVICOn the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
AL YANKOVICI try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
AL YANKOVICIn a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
AL YANKOVICBecause you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
AL YANKOVICNows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
AL YANKOVICThey somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
AL YANKOVICIf something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
AL YANKOVICI can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
AL YANKOVICThen I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
AL YANKOVICI don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
AL YANKOVICPeople say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
AL YANKOVICI am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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