You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
AL YANKOVICI can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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