I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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