I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
AL YANKOVICI don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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