You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
AL YANKOVICI don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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