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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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