So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
AL YANKOVICI knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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