There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
AL YANKOVICI knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
-
-
That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
AL YANKOVIC -
So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
AL YANKOVIC -
He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
AL YANKOVIC -
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
AL YANKOVIC -
Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
AL YANKOVIC -
I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
AL YANKOVIC -
And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
AL YANKOVIC -
It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.
AL YANKOVIC -
You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
AL YANKOVIC -
Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
AL YANKOVIC -
So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
AL YANKOVIC -
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
AL YANKOVIC -
Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
AL YANKOVIC -
I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
AL YANKOVIC -
I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
AL YANKOVIC