There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
AL YANKOVICAnd then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I’ve ever done, so it’s a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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