I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
AL YANKOVICThe music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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