It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
AL YANKOVICI’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I’ve ever done, so it’s a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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