My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
AL YANKOVICNo Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I’m a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, “How am I going to screw this up?” [Laughs] If I’m really actively trying to think of a parody, then I’ll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, “Yes, of course they have, they’ve thought of it!”
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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