I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
AL YANKOVICThat’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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