No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
AL YANKOVICI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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