A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
AL YANKOVIC- Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
AL YANKOVICI’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
AL YANKOVICAnd then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
AL YANKOVICIf you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
AL YANKOVICAs a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
AL YANKOVICI’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
AL YANKOVICBeans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
AL YANKOVICI start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
AL YANKOVICAbout four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
AL YANKOVICA lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
AL YANKOVICAs my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
AL YANKOVICI’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
AL YANKOVICI’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
AL YANKOVICSo that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
AL YANKOVICI’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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